In Shupashkar city they are preparing to celebrate the meeting with the occupiers to the song “I am Russian”

“we spent the night in Cheboksary, and from Cheboksary we walked all day, and we walked all night, and we arrived near Kazan at dawn…”

           (c)  Ivan Runa, Moscow war leader, about the campaign against Kazan, 1469.

This arrival of the orcs for the night has now been declared City Day, the Day of its foundation. Literally, “we hung our sandals here for one night, now all this is ours!”

About 100 years later, in 1555, the Muscovites will build a fortress here – to protect the expanding Muscovite kingdom from the rebels whose lands this very kingdom was capturing.

The first documentary mention of a city in this area is on the Venetian map by Francis and Dominic Pigazzini dated 1367, and archaeological excavations have shown that the city arose here at least at the turn of XIII-XIV centuries. Later, the city was mentioned on the maps of the Catalina Atlas of 1375 and the Portuguese map of Fra Mauro dated 1459.

But who cares about real history, when every conquered nation is either obliged to trace their history from the time when the Muscovites write it down, or it is better for such a nation to disappear in general, because everything must be Russian?

On the City Day the city residents are promised to see a performance by a Nazi singer with the pseudonym SHAMAN, who will perform his chauvinistic song I am Russian. Just like that war leader Ivan Runa, he will look at the Chuvashes from the stage, seeing before him only a curious tribe of backward savage aborigines who have gathered to look at the foreign lords-conquerors. The city authorities have concealed information about what payment from the city budget they will pay the Nazi singer who will come on August 18 to tell the Chuvashes how lucky he is that he is Russian.